Ok, put this to the tune of "The Wells Fargo Wagon" from the Music Man.... I'm no lyricist, but I try. :)
Watch the YouTube video and then think lyrics below... Lowes, are you listening? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kfi-DWUYM8
New Lyrics
All DIYers:
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement truck a comin’ down the street
Oh please let it be for me!
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement truck a comin’ down the
street
I hope, I hope this delivery is for me!
1st DIYer:
I got a box of Kobalt tools on my birthday.
2nd DIYer:
In March I got Scott’s Weed & Feed.
3rd DIYer:
And once I got energy efficient appliances.
4th DIYer:
Lowes Home improvement Delivered me a bathtub and a cross-cut saw.
All DIYers:
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement truck is a-comin' now
Is it a prepaid surprise for me.
Fifth DIYer:
It could be curtains!
Sixth DIYer:
Or a dishwasher!
Seventh DIYer:
Or a set of drill bits!
Eighth DIYer:
Or it could be
All DIYers:
Yes, it could be
Yes, you're right it surely could be
8th DIYer:
Somethin' special
All DIYers:
Somethin' very, very special now
8th DIYer:
Just for me!
All DIYers:
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement truck is a-comin' down the street.
Oh, don't let him pass my door!
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement
truck is a-comin' down the street
I wish I knew what he was comin' for.
9th DIYer:
I got some insulation from isle 13 last September.
10th DIYer:
And I expect a new deck lounge chair.
11th DIYer:
I hope I get my range from GE.
Seperate Quartet of civic do-gooders:
I purchased pressure treated for the courthouse square.
Little Boy (ron howard lookalike):
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement truck ith a-comin' now,
I don't know how I can ever wait to thee.
It could be thumpin' for thumone who is
No relation but it could be thump'n thpethyul
Just for me!
All DIYers:
O-ho, you Lowes Home improvement truck keep a-comin'
O-ho, you Lowes Home improvement
truck, keep a-comin'.
O-ho you Lowes Home improvement truck, Don't you dare Mae a stop
Until you stop for me!
I got a box of Kobalt tools on my birthday.
2nd DIYer:
In March I got Scott’s Weed & Feed.
3rd DIYer:
And once I got energy efficient appliances.
4th DIYer:
Lowes Home improvement Delivered me a bathtub and a cross-cut saw.
All DIYers:
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement truck is a-comin' now
Is it a prepaid surprise for me.
Fifth DIYer:
It could be curtains!
Sixth DIYer:
Or a dishwasher!
Seventh DIYer:
Or a set of drill bits!
Eighth DIYer:
Or it could be
All DIYers:
Yes, it could be
Yes, you're right it surely could be
8th DIYer:
Somethin' special
All DIYers:
Somethin' very, very special now
8th DIYer:
Just for me!
All DIYers:
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement truck is a-comin' down the street.
Oh, don't let him pass my door!
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement
truck is a-comin' down the street
I wish I knew what he was comin' for.
9th DIYer:
I got some insulation from isle 13 last September.
10th DIYer:
And I expect a new deck lounge chair.
11th DIYer:
I hope I get my range from GE.
Seperate Quartet of civic do-gooders:
I purchased pressure treated for the courthouse square.
Little Boy (ron howard lookalike):
O-ho the Lowes Home improvement truck ith a-comin' now,
I don't know how I can ever wait to thee.
It could be thumpin' for thumone who is
No relation but it could be thump'n thpethyul
Just for me!
All DIYers:
O-ho, you Lowes Home improvement truck keep a-comin'
O-ho, you Lowes Home improvement
truck, keep a-comin'.
O-ho you Lowes Home improvement truck, Don't you dare Mae a stop
Until you stop for me!
